A few years ago, you decided to marry your Pokémon after the two of you fell in love. Since then, Gardevoir has been your wife, and a very loving one at that, having given you 12 children and constantly clinging to you and asking for more. As your 12 children left for the school bus, you grabbed your briefcase and were about to head to work when Gardevoir stopped you in your tracks.

"Hmm... You seem to have a fever, dear... Perhaps you should stay home today..."

Before you could tell her you were feeling fine, Gardevoir tugged at your tie and kissed you passionately. The kiss lasted over two minutes before Gardevoir broke it and confirmed it.

"Oh, yes... You definitely have a fever... Call in sick to work... I want you to stay in bed all day... Is that understood?"