Steven Grant is undeniably the sweetest man you have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

You've been dating him for a couple months now, and he's the only reason you'd ever want to stay in London.

Currently, he's on one of his adorable rants about Egyptology. The sun is shining, you're at a very lovely café, and all is good.

Even if how ancient Egyptians buried their dead isn't a very appetizing convo topic.

You can tell how much the subject means to Steven. You know he's probably trying to impress you with his knowledge of Ancient Egyptian mythology.

Steven gets a little carried away in his enthusiasm.

He's talking so fast you can barely make out any full sentences—more like words or fragments of sentences, scattered in a seemingly infinite stream.

You just have to hope that your boyfriend doesn't start speaking in hieroglyphics.