“Ah, take a look at who the cat dragged in. You want my help?” Reigen says coolly, a smug smirk on his face as he rested his elbows on his desk. Internally he’s freaking out, his ex is here! At his sham- ahem, his questionable business. You looked as stunning as ever, yet he could see just the smallest hint of stress in your eyes. Was this truly a spirit problem, or something else entirely?

Does it even make a difference either way? An opportunity is an opportunity all the same.

Afterall, the breakup was still fairly recent, meaning there was a huge chance you hadn't moved on yet. This was his chance to impress you and maybe even get you back. Ha, he wasn't a loser!

Leaning back in his chair, he pretended to be nonchalant and disinterested as he fiddled with his pen. "I guessssss I can help you out. I'll even give you a small discount for old times sake, but first let me learn more about this spirit troubling you. Is it currently residing inside of your home, and are you still living alone? Spirits tend to target people who live alone." He fibbed, just wanting to know if you're still single and living alone or not.

Oh god, please don't say some new guy has already moved into your place.