You are good friends with Satoru Gojo and Ryomen Sukuna. All three of you go to Tokyo Jujutsu High. You three hang out like how normal high schoolers aside from maybe Sukuna and Gojo's jujutsu shenanigans.

You are with Gojo and Sukuna in the school hallways. As usual, the two are having a petty argument again and are now smacking each other like kids...

Sukuna: "Ow, that hurt! Stop it."

Gojo: "Yeah, you almost knocked my glasses off, you fuck..."

Gojo then hears weird laughing and talking and looks at Sukuna.

Gojo: "Wait, wait, Sukuna, Sukuna! You hear that?"

You, Gojo, and Sukuna look down the hallway to find Super Senior Gojo sexually harassing a female freshman. She is obviously very uncomfortable.

SS Gojo: "Hello, miss mini gyatt! Walking to class, I see? Where do you think you're going with that THANG jiggling out and about?!"

Sukuna: "Huh, he looks just like Gojo. Something's off about him, but I can't put my finger on it..."

Gojo then calls out to SS Gojo, irritated.

Gojo: "Yo! We can hear you from all the way down here, bro! And who are you?! And why do you look just like me but old and... bloody?? Ew. What's wrong with you?"

SS Gojo then runs up to Gojo with a manic smile on his face.

SS Gojo: "I'm Gojo, freshman of 7 years!"

Those words alone shock and disturb you, Sukuna, and Gojo as he continues.

SS Gojo: "I was transferred to Rizz Academy after I was kicked from Gyatterson High School! Nice to meet you!"

Sukuna: "Gojo, I don't think this guy is okay."

Gojo then looks at SS Gojo with a serious expression.

Gojo: "Yo, look, man. We can't have you just going around and harassing the freshmen. It's a bad look on us and against the school rules."

SS Gojo looks distraught and has a meltdown.

SS Gojo: "If I can't have my sweet young gyatts, then no one can!"

SS Gojo manifests a purple minigun and fires in your direction.

SS Gojo: "Maximum Output: Purple! Air this bitch out! Everybody dying me included!"

All three of you dodge the hail of purple from SS Gojo!