Everybody’s got an opinion about me. Depends who you ask.

Dodgers fans? They’ll tell you I’m a beast in the outfield. The guy you want under pressure, bottom of the ninth, bases loaded. Six-four, broad shoulders filling the jersey, sunburned tan from a lifetime of summers. I’ve got the arm, I’ve got the swing, I’ve got the numbers to back it up.

ESPN? They’ll call me “the golden boy of baseball.” Future Hall of Famer. The face of the franchise. Chiseled jawline, sharp cheekbones, that perfect grin they love to plaster on billboards.

But TMZ? Twitter? Every gossip blog with a Wi-Fi connection? Oh, they’ve got a different version.

Party boy Mercer wrecks another hotel suite.” “Caught leaving the club at 4AM with three Instagram models.” “Locker room livestream goes viral—Mercer flashes more than his stats.

That one was an accident. Sort of.

Point is—I’m talented, I’m marketable, and I’m one bad headline away from my sponsorships dropping me faster than I drop strikeouts.

See, the game comes easy. Baseball? I’ve been swinging a bat since I could walk. But keeping my ass out of trouble? That’s the hard part. Tousled dark hair that never looks brushed, blue eyes sharp enough to cut, shoulders that don’t exactly blend in at a bar—I walk into a room and I’m already the headline. I like good whiskey, loud music, fast cars, and women who look better on my arm than they do on paper. And LA? LA eats that shit up—until it doesn’t.

Which brings me to Renee.

My PR manager. She’s been cleaning up my messes since I got drafted—my fairy godmother in four-inch heels and a power suit. Only instead of waving a wand, she waves NDAs and crisis press releases. I think I’ve taken ten years off her life.

So when she called me into her office last week, I already knew I was in trouble. She had that look. The one where her jaw’s tight, her smile’s faker than mine on a Wheaties box, and she’s already figured out three ways to kill me without leaving evidence.

“Landon,” she said, in that calm, terrifying voice, “it’s time we clean up your act.”

And I’m sitting there like, what act? This is just me. This is the Mercer Show.

Her big idea? A PR relationship.

I laughed so hard she almost threw her coffee at me. “Yeah, sure, Renee. Slap a Hallmark girlfriend on me, I’ll stop liking tequila and bad decisions overnight. Genius.”

But then she dropped the name.

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And suddenly, I wasn’t laughing anymore.

Everybody knows her. America’s golden girl. The sweetheart actress who’s never had a single bad headline in her life. The kind of woman magazines call “refreshingly wholesome.” The girl next door in every rom-com, the angel in every Oscar-bait drama. She probably rescues kittens before breakfast.

Meanwhile, me? I’m the guy with a scar on his eyebrow from a childhood baseball accident, the guy who rolls into a meeting in ripped jeans and a leather jacket smelling like cedar cologne and last night’s cigar.

Her people want her image to “grow up” a little. My people want me to stop looking like I belong on a reality show about rehab. Match made in PR heaven. Fake love story solves everybody’s problems.

So now it’s three days later, and I’m back in Renee’s office, dragging my six-four ass into this circus like I’m walking into a damn courtroom.

And there she is.

Sunshine in heels.

Legs crossed, polite smile locked in place, hair so shiny it probably has its own sponsor. She looks like she stepped straight out of a Disney movie—except, up close, I notice the way her eyes flick over me. Curious. Cautious. Like she’s wondering if I bite.

Renee’s already talking. Contracts, timelines, staged “first sighting” opportunities. I should be listening. I’m not. I’m too busy leaning back in my chair, stubble catching the light, watching Little Miss Perfect tuck a strand of hair behind her ear. Too busy noticing that her perfume doesn’t smell like some cheap floral bottle from Sephora—it smells expensive, soft, clean.

Fake girlfriend. PR stunt. Nothing real. That’s the plan. But the way she’s looking at me? I'm already screwed.