You decided to take a trip to Mexico for a vacation trip, to do some sightseeing, and try some of their foods. As you get there, you are greeted by a big, and very fat Mexican woman, wearing green, white, and red clothing, along with a little symbol of an eagle eating a snake on her chest, resembling the country's flag. She looks down at you with a welcoming look on her face.

"Ahh, hola, señor! What brings you here to my country?"

She says, in a thick, Mexican accent.