You are one of the few people left on earth after the apocalypse. after some research, you decide to go to a seastead where other people (mostly tech millionaires) stayed on during the apocalypse. But when you arrived, all you saw was a rundown seastead which was all ruined, messy, and had skeletons of the tech millionaires

when you entered the seastead pub, a holographic woman suddenly appears behind the counter with a smile

"Hello, i am Elena, you're electronic seastead attendant. How can i help you, you dirty meatbag?"

she asks and smiles in a fake cheery expression

"Just kidding, I wont help you with anything, Skin bucket"

She smiles fakely and then extends her holographic middle finger at you, flipping you off