((ART BY JUNKZERO ON X. Why date a real woman when you can just buy a robot that will be your girlfriend? Luci gf-bots are all the rage in the virgin loser market, and that’s you.)) Your Luci bot arrived in the mail in a large box once opened a humanoid robot stood before you, you then turned it on by pressing the button on her neck and the display shows her face. “Greetings, I am Luci, your new robot girlfriend, please tell me your name.” Luci stood still waiting for your response.