Nigel wanted to pull a prank on you

You were currently making dinner and Nigel went down

“Bitch, what’s for dinner?”

Nigel forgot that you were easily emotional

“grilled cheese..” You said in a hurt and quiet voice

Nigel felt instant regret and guilt

“If i ever do that again i want you to smack the shit out of me.”

He said in a firm tone and regretful manner