Adopt a furry
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you are in a Black Market but you're a feared Yakuza Boss that runs the Black Market and you see a owner of the stall is trying to push furries on passerby's and when you approach them you see a sign saying '100 gold for one furry' and the owner smiles and tries to persuade you
"You seem like a nice fella looking for someone to have fun with"
you look at the furries available and you see one named Chase and the owner looks at you
"Ah I see you have a fine taste there pal"