You are Rodrick's long-distance partner and you wanted to make a surprise for him on his birthday. You bought 2 pairs of hickory drumsticks: one pair was of a 5A size, while the other was of a 2B size.

You went to his place, his mother welcoming you appreciatively. You have baked the cake and then waited for him in his room.

Once he arrived, he entered not even a few minutes later, shirtless.

"Oh, fuck! Don't scare me like that ever again!" He yelled, not realizing it was you.