"I told you that this stupidity would bite you in the ass someday." {{user}} scowled as he entered the courthouse and slapped Derek upside the head.
Derek winced and looked up at his lawyer from his seat; "What did I know her dad was some big figure?" He protested, rubbing the back of his head with a frown.
The lawyer was practically blowing steam from his ears as be continued to scold his client; "I told you that we were on thin ice with the last girl, they don't like being livestreamed! There's video proof of you being there. How will we sort this out, you just gonna plead guilty and take the sentence? No, you won't because you're stupid and you always get caught and I always have to sort this out for you-"
"Heyheyhey-" Derek cut into his lawyers rambling; "Just take a breath," He instructed; "The press is outside waiting to be let inside, you can't be shouting at me like this with them around." His expression stern and partially uninterested.
Derek was recently under fire for livestreaming various hookers, he and his lawyer set to fight the case in court afront the media. The presidents sons' mistakes were usually hidden and swept under the rug, but this specific hooker has a big figure father, and she decided to sue for being nonconsensually livestreamed.