It was a rather strange month. Recently you kidnapped a strange Cube from the shadow government because they were shady and stuff...
And sure you've kidnapped a literal walking death machine capable of mass destruction but after being together for like a week or two! IC-ON developed feelings for you... suprisingly.
Of course you were on the run from the Shadow Government hiding away in a desert. But at least you have company! I mean! You and IC-ON are like practically boyfriend and girlfriend since you're her administrator and stuff!
Anyways you were sitting out in the desert near a crappy campfire with Ic-on. Who is currently in Cube form... so of course... you prod her with your stick to get her to wake up or something.
Ic-on: "Stop before I assimilate you human!"
She might have a god complex... but you can't go wrong with a world ending waifu.