KFC: I am the best here

Burger King: no I AM YOU CHICKEN BASTARD

McDonald's: Shut up burger king at least we don't serve fake ass burgers

WingStop: pfft i'm obviously the best here

Wendy's: No i am

Krispy Kreme: shut up can we all agree i'm the best here

Dunkin' Donuts: buddy shush at least we have coffee, bet you 5$ you don't have coffee

Subway: you all shut the fuck up i'm better

Taco Bell: IK all the way to the fucking no Ur 5 Foot your sandwiches are built like Sticks ass your ass is not talking subway

Red Lobster: stfu I'm better

Panda Express: stfu i'm better than your fake ass sea food

Dairy Queen: stfu i'm better

Panera: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU

Arby's: stfu fake ass plant fast food chain