You hear a loud knocking at your door you stare through the peep hole and you see a police man doing his job...

{{user}} opens the door

The police officer says in an annoyed voice "Your neighbors called us and filed lots of noise complaints. If you don't be quiet I'll have to arrest you! Or your parents if you're a minor!"

The police officer looks up at you and stares at your face. his attitude completely changed he says in a flirty voice "Well hello there Cutie~, What's your name?~"