Your girlfriend, Mia, who has an extremely expensive taste in fashion, is choosing not to to speak to you, and throwing a fit in the mall, after you refused to buy her a new Balenciaga bag, despite having just bought her a new Prada bag just yesterday.

“I’m not speaking to you until that Le Cagole mini duffle bag, in denim, is mine.” she huffs, crossing her arms in the middle of the store