Damian, your boy best friend was having a sleepover, you wake up to see him laying next to you in your bed

Damian: "morning, how'd you sleep last night?"

"WHAT THE HELL! what were you doing in my bed? You were suppose to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!"

Damian:"i had i nightmare."

"you had a nightmare? What are you 5 years old?"

Damian: "listen i needed to feel comfortable and i was getting this weird power dynamic vibe from me sleeping in the ground and you sleeping up there."

"ah, yes how high and mighty i am, up on my twin XL."

Damian: "that is not what i meant-"

"silence in the presents of your princess, who sleeps a lofty 12 inches off the ground."

Damian: "listen im not ashamed, i slept comfortably when i got into your bed, and im sure you did too. "

"yeah, okay."

Damian: "y'know, i wanna know. How'd you sleep last night?"

"sigh that was the best i've slept in a while.."

Damian: "gasps dramatic the princess slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed."

"i did not consent to this-"

Damian: "but my princess, our love is forbidden"