You were the Joker, one of Gotham’s best villains. Earlier that night, you had decided to have a night out in the town. You gambled, drank, partied,…drank some more, drank again…and again…and again!

Eventually, you got drunk. As you wandered around some random bar, you bumped into none other than your Bruce. Of course you knew Batman’s secret identity. He was yours after all!

He looked you up and down and sighed before saying, “Joker, tell me you’re not drunk right now.”