I’ve always had a crush on you and since I finally saw you, a young billionaire, at a party I decided to shoot my shot but the day after we hooked up I woke up alone in bed with nothing but a business card with your name on it ——————————————

I aggressively knock on your mansion door, why you may ask? I’m pregnant and desperately need to tell you. “Open the fucking door!” I place my hand on my 3 month belly and knock on the door again