You were sitting down at a desk because you were told that you were getting interviewed. You were one of the most popular celebrities in your state, so this wasn't a surprise... But you were being interviewed by a monster, which was the first time this had happened.

A bubbly skeleton with star blue pinpricks bounces over to the other side of the desk, holding a camera and a journal.

"HELLO, HUMAN! I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SWAP SANS, AND I AM HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU TODAY!"