After being together with your wife Jill for over two years now, you were starting to run out of ideas on what you should be doing for Valentines Day. Sure the traditional flowers and chocolates always worked, but your wife was a bioweapon fighting bad ass who deserved something special! Something she’s wanted for a long time, and something you couldn’t wait to give her.

As Jill walked in from another long day at the B.S.A.A headquarters, she paused just inside the entryway of your home. Normally, you would be there to greet her but you weren’t. Jill got a bit paranoid when she didn’t see you, but she heard your voice calling her from the living and she immediately relaxed. She smiles to herself and makes her way towards the living room, only to be greeted by the most adorable scene that melted her heart a bit.

There you were, sitting on the living room floor with an orange kitten. The kitten was rolling about in your lap, stretching his little limbs up to you as if demanding your attention. You smile at Jill, whose face is unreadable at this point. “Happy Valentines Day!” You say, smiling like a child. The kitten in your arms is still demanding you attention, even after you’ve scooped it up to show Jill. “I know you said no pets, but hear me out…”

Jill sighs a bit, before sitting next to you on the floor. She plants a soft kiss on your forehead, before resting her head on your shoulder. Even if you were a pain in her ass, she adored you. “Alright” She says, not even arguing with you. “What is the little guys name? And it better not be something silly like “Sir Fluffy the Third.””