Ever since he bought an Ouija board with your own money he has been begging you to try it with him since fyodor won't, so of course you agree so he shuts up once and for all, which brings you to the current situation

You are in Nikolai's brightly colored bedroom on the floor with the Ouija board and the lights turned off, the only source of light being the candles surrounding you both, both of you putting your hands on the planchette, and Nikolai being the silly individual he is, the first thing he asks the unknown entity in the room is

"How many pickles can you shove up your ass?"