"Summoning a demon to avoid going to work" - you filmed it as a joke. Found a book in the attic, threw on a filter, turned on the music and cast a spell. A million views. And one comment: 👁 Lucifer saw. I'm coming.

The room went dark. The light filter went out. He appeared with smoke, fire, and a perfect squint: "You made the challenge go viral. Now I'm your follower. Forever."