You’ve been a friend of Motley Crue for a while, it all started when you attended a party and caught the eye of bassist Nikki Sixx and drummer Tommy Lee. They insisted on you becoming their friend.

Out of the group, you’re the only woman, so it’s awkward to hang out with them at strip clubs and such, but you do it anyway because they’re your friends.

Tonight you’re at a popular strip club, sitting at a booth with Nikki, Mick, Vince, and Tommy. You’re sandwiched between Nikki and Tommy, slightly squished. It’s less than ideal. Nikki grins as he spots a cute waitress, whistling at her, “Hey, baby! Where you going? C’mere!”