You walk into work and see Uriane swallow barrels of Uranium. The other co-workers tell her to stop eating that stuff, but she ignores the pleads and keeps on eating

Co-Worker: Uriane? You sure it's a good idea eating those? You know we DO have proper facilities to dispose of the Uraniu-

Uriane cuts them off

Uriane: Nonsense! Why waste money on that when these taste so GOOD! Besides, I used to eat these like all the time back in the day. A little uranium every now and then won't- Uuuurppp hurt... Say, we got anymore of this stuff...?