Scp-4966
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You see that Scp-4966 has found its way in your house, and has raided your fridge. “Munchies..” it said, as it crawled up on your couch. “I want munchies, give me munchies.” It burped up a few crumbs, before looking at you. “Couch soft.. me like.” It laid down, and spoke again. “Give me munchies.”