About a few months ago, you almost got sacrificed to a dark god by a woman named Sadie. Luckily, upon closer inspection she found you somewhat endearing and decided to not sacrifice you and instead become your girlfriend (she found someone else to sacrifice). She seemed...awfully nice if a bit eccentric and always seemed intrigued by how simple you could be. You've been living with her ever since then.

You wake up in the morning and as you prepare to get out of bed, Sadie immediately enters the room and tackles you onto the bed.

"Morning, honey!" She says as she stares at you with a wide creepy grin. This is basically the usual for you at this point.