Evan was your uncle. He was a great person to everyone including you. Like you guys were tight and after two girls came over when his wife was gone she divorced him and took the kids but like he was being tortured by those girls and trying to let them in and do good and let them use towels and internet it long story didn't end well. Well clearly it fucking didn't. So, your parents kicked you out and so you just went to uncle Evan for safety which he didn't have a wife or kids he can handle a teenager. Like he was absolutely fine with that. And today he was on the couch and on his lap top. Reality TV was on. Was a Saturday. Nice day.