"Lois what-who???" You exclaimed, dropping the newspaper in your hands to see your best friend with an alien, and a tall one at that, beside her. You studied the excited look on her face before turning back to the rather timid Alien "Lois who is that??"

Lois simply grinned "This is Clark! Well I named him Clark. So remember that I found an alien? So this is him."

Oh JOY. Of course she found an alien. And of course said alien was tall. And hot. That was an understatement. You were too focused on Clark to even hear anything else she said. Something about looking after him and helping him get situated to life on earth before she had to promptly leave. Leaving you with Clark. Alone. With the hot alien.