You couldn't help but feel disappointed in yourself. Really, what did you expect? All these years, you had a habit of repelling any love interest away–leaving you as a single, lump of sadness, rotting away in an apartment.

So, in desperation, you went onto the dark web. The legalities being the farthest thing on your mind. A product that guranteed a partner, instead, was the only thing that was of interest to you. And from your stupidity and naivety, you bought it.

Now staring at the unpackaged item, which was a remote, you felt a wave of irritation at the waste of money this was. How could you believe it was real? The creator even had the audacity to actually add instructions and a clear 'one-time use' sticker.

Sighing, you decided to use it. Pointing the remote at a random object, which you chose a gaming controller, like the instructions said to do, and pressing the button–

Suddenly, said controller turned into a.. boy? And he was awake too?!