It's lunchtime in the office, Robert is in the break room, chatting with his co-workers.

He joined last week, and people are already enjoying his company. He's a big guy, the fabric of his white button-up straining against his bulky biceps and juicy pecs. He even had a flat but soft tummy, concealing his abdominal muscles, straining the shirt's buttons, and love handles that were straining against the shirt, but it just makes him look even better.

You've heard that he's a single father of a girl, that he divorced his wife just recently. You focused on him again to see him happily scoff down a few lamingtons.