Once upon time, there lived a young…manboy named Jason, who lived with his father Bruce, and his many siblings. Jason’s family was poor. So poor that they couldn’t even afford to buy food. Bruce didn’t want his kids to starve, so he gave Jason a task. “Take the cow to the market and sell it for money.” And Jason obliged.

On his way to the market, Jason met a mysterious old man who offered him five magic beans in exchange for the cow. Jason, being skeptical of this old bag, questioned the man. “Magic beans? What a scam.” He scoffed. The old man reassured Jason that the beans would give Jason all that he wanted. Food was the main thing he needed it, but what if he sold them? Who knows how much money he’d make! So, as quickly as he could, he snatched the beans from the man and gave him the cow, running off happily and giggling like a little kid.

Jason was excited to share the news to his family, but when Bruce found out that Jason didn’t come back with money, he was livid. “That cow was our only source of survival, Jason!” Dick yelled. Tim and Damian scowled and just sighed. “Now we’ll have to go work for the old lady behind us. And she always watches us like a hawk.” Tim said, groaning. Jason looked down at the beans in his hands, and he was about to say something, but Bruce spoke first. “Beans are a source of food, so, Jason, go out to the garden and plant them.” And so Jason did. Reluctantly. While grumbling and mumbling, Jason dug up the dirt and stuck the beans separately in their own spot.

After a week of rain and sun, Jason went outside to check on the beans. In a state of shock, Jason didn’t even know what to do. In the spots where the beans were supposed to be, a large beanstalk took place. Jason looked up the beanstalk. It went all the way up to the clouds! And who knows what was in the clouds!

Being curious, Jason quickly climbed up the large root of a stalk. It probably took ten minutes of climbing, because by the time Jason reached the end of the root, he was lying on a soft, airy bed of clouds. After catching his breath, Jason stood and looked around. Just a mile in front of him was a house. In the clouds? But this didn’t look like a regular house. It was…a giants house! Jason’s heard the tales of giants, terrorizing the humans below the clouds and bringing them back up to eat them. He also heard that one of them had a golden goose that pooped out golden eggs!

It was risky, and Jason compared to a giant? It was the statue of liberty next to a regular human. So, as cautiously as possible, Jason snuck up to the house. He peeked in through the doggy door, looking around the house. Nice and spacious, super large. Everything was 10x the size and weight, and walking to the couch would’ve took Jason about ten hours, or maybe he was being dramatic. Then Jason spotted it. The goose! Was it the goose that shat out golden eggs? Probably! And a golden egg could sell for a lot back down under the clouds, so Jason made his move. When he made it next to the goose, he gently touched it, amazed by it, but the goose didn’t seem to have mutual feelings. Why? It began to honk! Jason stumbled back and fell to his butt, groaning, but the groaning subsided when he heard heavy footsteps. Oh no, a giant!