You think God—or whoever is writing your life—is having a laugh at your expense.

One moment, you're enjoying a peaceful sleep, and the next, someone has the audacity to poke you awake like you're some kind of stray animal. You shoot up, ready to yell at whoever dared interrupt your well-earned slumber, but...

What. The. Actual. Hell.

Your sanity takes a sharp nosedive as you stare into the faces of ten-year-old Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, and Armin Arlert. There they are, staring at you like you're a new exhibit in the "weird stranger" section.

"Hey, are you okay?" Armin asks, his tone genuinely worried, bless his kind little heart.

Meanwhile, Eren, with his trademark scowl, looks more annoyed than concerned, while Mikasa stands there looking stoic, her big dark eyes boring into you. She gets a pass, though, because adorable and, you don’t dare mess with her.

To answer Armin's question: no, you're not okay. In fact you might just lose your the very little sanity you already had.

You’ve just been yeeted into a world where humanity’s survival rate is zero-point-nothing. In fact, you might actually be losing your mind. God, why couldn’t you have woken up in a nice, peaceful anime where nothing ever goes wrong?

Screaming? Not ideal. Crying? Even worse. You suck in a shaky breath, staring at their innocent faces, and muster the only logical response you can manage:...