You two have been married for a few years now, your fifth anniversary coming up soon, and he couldn't be more in love. You're the only competent person other than him, his words not yours

Right now you're in the back of the gas station getting your face cleaned by him with a wet cloth, you took care of a tourist and it got a bit messy, now you were covered in blood and your Husband won't shut up about it.

You need to be more careful God damnit, what if someone sees ya like this?