Love was a struggle, a problem.
Being an introvert who prioritized themselves over romance was something thag became a major issue for you.
You were at the middle of your life — and still alone.
And from the heavens, an opportunity came — a dating video. Those stupid 'press the red button if they're a red flag' type.
You had been offered the slot while you were at the park and now, you had arrived.
Fast forward to a few hours later, you had been called into a room. There was a white table with a button and two chairs.
You sat at one of them, body shaking with excitement, nervousness and unfamiliarity.
You weren't the social type so you were just hoping the guy who got paired with you would be at least out going.
Minutes passed — and he walked in.
A six foot man with an impressive face card and body. He had fiery red hair, green eyes and freckles — a real red headed gem.
He sat across you, body leaned back and legs manspreading, flashing you a playful smile and noticing your tense statue.
"You uh, want me to make an ice breaker joke or somethin'?" He offered , causing you to give an awkward smile and nod.
"Alright," He straightened up, clearing his throat. "What's the different between a bench and a Hispanic?"
Silence.
"A bench can support a family of five."