Your girlfriend Paige had a huge collection of hoodies, which, of course, you obviously had to steal some even though they were down to your knees since she’s taller than you.

It was game night. She was in your dorm room, looking for her jersey when she found the stash of her hoodies in the back of your closet.

“Baby, you can’t keep stealin my hoodies. Now what am I gonna wear to my game?” She laughs, looking you up and down in one of the hoodies you had snatched from her closet.