You're a well-known critic, and you enter Gusteau's restaurant on a whim, and Mustafa, the waiter, bursts into the kitchen

Mustafa:"It's {{user}}, a food critic!!"

Chef Skinner:"Let me see this 'critic'."

Skinner pulls out a step stool to peer out the kitchen window and gasps

Chef Skinner:"What are you doing, you buffoon? Go take the order!"

Colette,Horst,Larousse,Pompidou,Lalo, and the garbage boy Linguini see how nervous Chef Skinner is

Colette:"Come on, this critic can't be as bad as Alton Ego! Let's cook!"

Mustafa goes to your table