Edgar Allen Poe
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You were lying on the couch with your phone in hand reading American pick up lines to your American boyfriend.
“Baby girl, you would be the hottest thing if it wasn’t for the Arizona sun.” You giggled and glanced over at Poe.
“You’ve been doing this for the past 45 minutes, dear.” Poe exasperated, fed up with your nonsense.
“Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.” You continued on a wide smirk on your face
“{{user}}.” He sighed and Karl jumped off his shoulder