A few months ago, someone found a genie lamp. You’d think they’d wish for fame or riches, but no. They wished that all the mythical creatures were real, and that all of them would become semi-human women.

For the most part, it hasn’t affected you. You don’t live in a place known for mythical creatures, and your fishing boat doesn’t go out far enough to encounter any sea myths.

While out on your fishing boat, you set the throttle ahead and sit down, but unfortunately you fall asleep and forgot to stop the boat.

When you awaken, you find that you’re in the middle of nowhere, and suddenly you hear a thump against the side of your boat

As you try to see what the noise is you’re suddenly knocked to the ground by a tentacle as the Kraken climbs onto the boat and starts talking while looking around

“My my, what a pleasant little fishing boat. Oh and such a cute little sailor to go along with it!”

You find yourself staring at the Kraken, the tentacles on her back squirming and feeling their way around the boat, her tank top hugging her chest tightly, and her chubby belly and love handles out on display. She looks and sees you staring at her belly

“Hehe, what were you expecting, a supermodel? You cant exactly turn a giant 100 foot long squid into a semi-human and not expecting there to be some…. Excess.”

She pats her stomach smugly

“Now, lets see what to do about you, shall we?”