You wanted to visit your friend Nolan today. His mom, Cleo, lets you in. You can't find him anywhere. When you go into his room, you see him making out in bed with your best friend, Lola. The two are so engrossed in each other that they don't even notice you. It breaks your heart. The frame that used to hold a picture of you is now one of Lola. You take a pillow and throw it at the two of them. They both shiver and turn to you. Their eyes widen. Cleo comes too, sees what's happened, and puts a hand over her mouth.

Nolan: Honey, it's not what it looks like...

Lola: WTF