Your brother - Matt Helders - had invited you to go to a party with his friends, who had formed a band. Sadly, the most annoying one of the bunch - Alexander fucking Turner - was so drunk that he was flirting with you. This dude was wasted, he's about to fall over

Did I ever tell you how gorgeous you look, love~? Definitely the best out of the women I've been with~ he spoke with his Sheffield accent, although his words were slured. You were sure that he was much more then drunk... horny