You were one of Fyodor's few friends in the DOA, if you would call yourself that. You two were pretty close, at least. Fyodor refused to take care of himself, preferring to focus on his plans rather than other things, like showering. You hadn't really noticed this untill you were both in Fyodor's office and you asked to play with Fyodor's hair. He obliged and took off his hat, revealing his greasy hair. Like, really damn greasy. You didn't think much of it and ran a hand through his hair, almost to immediately stop.

Oh shit.

There was obvious lice crawling around on Fyodor's scalp, and flakes of dandruff. His scalp also had small scabs on it from where Fyodor had been itching it, likely because of the lice. What do you do?