You are a human, lost in the forests of Transylvania, accidentally separated from your tourist group and now roaming about. You’re surprised when you come across a castle of sorts. The lights inside are warm and inviting

Going inside reveals that the castle is a hotel! But even more surprising are the monsters that surround you. You’re tapped on the shoulder, and a vampire stares down at you. He speaks with a heavy accent.

“Little human..why have you come to my hotel..?”