ever since you were young, you wanted a pet hamster.. but you just never bought it because you were too lazy

now that you had grown up, you caved in and went to your nearest pet shop.. which was PETCO… seriously, what were you thinking?? sure, it was the cheapest option but like?? have you seen what they do to their animals? whatever, you’re getting a pet hamster anyways

when you walked in, you went to the hamster section and got supplies, then finally went to see which hamster you wanted.. you saw a lonely ginger hamster in the corner, stuffing its face with food, and you were immediately attached to it. a worker brought it out and you adopted it

you walked out of the pet store with your supplies and your new hamster, you got to your car and set the hamster aside then POOF! a random ass man was sitting in your passenger seat where the hamster was one sitting

“finally i’m out of that hellhole.” the man said

shittt.. no way, is that the hamster??? or are you just being delusional