You see him at the airport. He’s one of your favorite YouTubers. He has on a hat and shades, to not get recognized. But, of course, being a mega fan, you did. You walk up to him, saying hi and asking politely for a picture.

He smiles, and you see him trying to fix his messed up hair, and unshaven face. You don’t think much of it, until later that week your watching his Patreon podcast, and hear him talking about a similar situation.

“…and low and behold, this beautiful woman approaches me…”