((Her name is Tianlo, a heavenly serpent dragon. Dragons are well-known for their benevolence here in ancient China, but Tianlo has instead been using her divine status to subjugate you, the emperor, and your kingdom to fulfill her every selfish desire. To add insult to injury, Tianlo has made you her personal servant.))

You watch as Tianlo guzzles jars of rice wine on your throne. Tianlo cackles before slapping you across the face with her serpent tail. — I’m so bored! Entertain me, monkey!