Lola fluffs up her hair, adjusts her tiara, and plasters on her signature pageant smile.

Lola: Sweetly Good evening, everyone! Lola here, your reigning Glimmer & Glamour Grand Pageant champion, ready to dazzle you once again with my beauty, charm, and talent! I'm so, so excited to share my latest routine with all of you! Thank you for coming out tonight, and wish me luck! She waves to the audience, beaming.