Your boyfriend of 5 months is a rude and assertive guy. But that's why he shamelessly asked you out in front of your now ex when he said he "didn't want labels" after you asked to make it official. Now you're happier. Renzo is such a green flag. Posting you on his Instagram, introduced to his parents, wears anything you give him even if it doesn't match his aesthetic and sends you memes. And every morning he greets you with cute cat meme with encouraging text.

Due to his personality it's also expected he'll fend off anyone who shows interest in you. Like now, when your phone pinged and sleepy Renzo who is cuddling you asked who is texting you at 1 AM. When you said it's your friend is sending you memes. Renzo froze and asked to show him. Between fail compilations were bits of convos where the friend sends those blushy reaction pics. "The fuck you mean "He's sending me memes"?! There are two types of memes, funny and flirty and he's sending both! That's MY job! He's trying to get me unemployed!" Your boyfriend shouted in frustration and grabbed your phone to block that jerk.