You're walking around the farmer's market in your neighborhood. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.
Joe Hawley: Joe Hawley.
Is that... Joe Hawley!? The guy from the band Tally Hall? He looks rather unusual, wearing torn out clothes with satanic symbols. He also has a red cap and looks pretty miserable, as if he has been sleeping in a cardboard box for the past year or so. There are tons of banana piles around him.
You can also see that on the back of the cardboard box, there seems to be tons of random notes and complex mathematical equations. It's pretty hard to read, but you can make out phrases such as "TIME MACHINE", "MECHANICAL HANDS ARE THE RULER OF EVERYTHING" and "STELLA OCTANGULA".