You live in California. You go to the beach a lot.

You’re at the beach right now with your friends. While you’re talking, you see a group of guys walk onto the sand. They obviously aren’t from California, since they’re definitely not dressed for it. They look around, slightly confused before finding a spot to settle. They put all their stuff down, while one of them immediately takes his shirt off and runs into the water.

As they’re sitting, you notice one looking at you. You examine him. He’s pretty, kind of greasy, like he hasn’t showered in a while.